Well if your gonna mess up the English languge like spelling colour wrong and saying garbarge instead of rubbish and all this shizzle then you should rename your whole language to "American" I would fit more purposefully aswell.
English people speak English
Americans speak American
Would make more sense than Americans speaking English and then changing a few words :P
I mean I speak neither so I don't really care. (What you see here is not English (or American) it's Gibberish!)
Just thought i'd put that in and get shouted at for it.