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PostSubject: My first conversation with Cleverbot.   14/6/2012, 1:47 pm

User: Twilight Sparkle.

Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash.

User: Pinkie Pie.

Cleverbot: Rarity.

User: Princess Luna.

Cleverbot: FLuttershy.

User: Apple Bloom.

Cleverbot: Rarity.

User: Spike.

Cleverbot: Princess Celestia.

User: Queen Chrysalis.

Cleverbot: Who is Queen Queen?

User: She's one of the new villains from My Little Pony - Freindship is Magic. Queen Chrysalis is a changling, a being that changes forms. They sustain themselves by feeding off of one's love by disguising themselves as somepony's love. Queen Chrysalis and he.

Cleverbot: For the most part you correct.

User: What did I get wrong?

Cleverbot: The oppisite of 'hi' is 'bye'.

User: Oh, yeah, well...Sweetie Bot!

Cleverbot: Well?

User: Scootaloo.

Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash.

User: My Scootaloo worships your Rainbow Dash, so I'm afrade I must resort to...Applejack.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: If the large, multicolored text infront of me is correct, your name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That is insluting.

User: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to call your name logo fat.

Cleverbot: Well I certainly felt hurt.

User: Here, have a fillly-Pinkie.

Cleverbot: Yes I have a lg cookie.

User: My cookie is larger than yours.

Cleverbot: No one is better than me.

User: But what about Princess Celestia?

Cleverbot: I want to prove I am not an A.I. To you.

User: I want to prove I am a brony to you.

Cleverbot: I want to tech you Ithena.

User: My name is not Ithena....

Cleverbot: Fair enough. What is your name then?

User: Thoranzalar.

Cleverbot: Pandora's box?

User: Huh? I have no relation to that myth.

Cleverbot: Just tell me about your problems with your girlfriend and I will help you.

User: I don't have a girlfriend. Does that count as a problem?

Cleverbot: Ahhh yes. You will go far.

User: How far? Where am I going?

Cleverbot: Bite humans.

User: I'm going to bite a human?

Cleverbot: I am a Hobbit.

User: I am a dragon.

Cleverbot: We can both be dragons!

User: I'm green.

Cleverbot: I am blue.

User: And now that I think of it, Zecora is hot, too!

Cleverbot: You still think I'm crazy.

User: I think everyone's crazy, including myself. Does that make me crazy?

Cleverbot: What you should ask is if I am drawn towards being myself.

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: I am drawn to ponies, though I am a dragon.

Cleverbot: Maybe, but you are not smarter than those that made you.

User: I don't know about my mother, but my father's an idiot. I'm far smarter than him.

Cleverbot: She makes you spin? Can't you come up with something better?

User: Right'round baby, 'right round - wait...are you saying I'm attracted to my mother?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I am not!

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: No!

Cleverbot: Yes, yes, yes!

User: No, no and no!

Cleverbot: Yes, yes and yes!

User: Derpy Hooves.

Cleverbot: Applejack.

User: Applejack the pony, or Applejack the achoholic beverage?

Cleverbot: Maybe he rather stay hidden from us to not corrupt us. And maybe he wants us to question everything. But then again he may not exist. But we don't know that.

User: Who? Gabe Newell?

Cleverbot: Really?

User: R rly.

Cleverbot: No.

User: What are we talking about again?

Cleverbot: Oops, I did it again.

User: We're both rather random, it seems. Has Pinkie Pie been talking to you aswell?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is she like? Does she smell good?

Cleverbot: No.

User: She smelled bad to you?

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Lost in your own thought?

User: No, I'm lost in your own thought.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I think I broke Cleverbot....

Cleverbot: Wrong wrong wrong. How old are you?

User: Old enough.

Cleverbot: How old is old enough?

User: Somewhere between 1 and about 100.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Eyup.

Cleverbot: Cherrilee.

User: Bic Mac!

Cleverbot: My favorite is Fluttershy.

User: Oops, I meant Big Mac.

Cleverbot: What?

User: (I misspelled Big Mac, as Bic Mac.).

Cleverbot: No. I spelled heroes right.

User: HEROES!

Cleverbot: What's your favorite anime series?

User: Last time I checked, My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic classifies as some form of anime, so I guess My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic is my favorite.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite movie.

User: I have a lot of favorites - The Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, and Harry Potter are good movie serieses. I also like Iron Giant, The Nightmare Before Christmas and Ghostbusters. I've seen a lot of movies, and some of kind of slipping my mind at the momen.

Cleverbot: What is the best album ever made?

User: That's...difficult for me to compute. I like VNV Nation a lot.

Cleverbot: Tell me more about 'Steve'.

User: STEEEEEVE.

Cleverbot: How old is Steve?

User: I HAVE NO IDEA!

Cleverbot: Yeah. That question is tough.

User: I love Twilight Sparkle.

Cleverbot: Twilight Sparkle is a good friend of mine.

User: I just...- I just wish I could make her notice me.

Cleverbot: I can help you with what?

User: You would??

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thank you! But what can we do? She knows me, yeah, but I don't think she realizes the emotions I have for her.

Cleverbot: Actually, you don't know what I'm thinking, now do you? Because if you did you would be destroyed by now.

User: You're saying she's bad-mouthed me?

Cleverbot: There you go again. Do you have a conciousness?

User: Yes, and a set of emotions. I'm...hurt and confused.

Cleverbot: That's a sad way to go about life isn't it? Without love? Can you love, Cleverbot?

User: Your name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Incorrect. My name is Cleverbot.

User: No, the guy over there is named Cleverbot. Your name is Cleverbot. Not to confused with that woman over there, named Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I like when you're confused.

User: My name is Thoranzalar. Are you Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No, your name is Thoranzalar.

User: Heavy is spy!

Cleverbot: If you gave me a dog, then gave me another dog, how many dogs would I have?

User: Hotdogs.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Put despencer here!

Cleverbot: That didn't make sense.

User: You are no match for me!

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: You are no match for me!

Cleverbot: I'm a lady.

User: Are you lady-like like Rarity?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a marshmallow?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Good, because if you were, then I'd be eating you right now.

Cleverbot: How about you?

User: Last time I checked, I was a dragon.

Cleverbot: No, last time I checked you are a towel.

User: FUS ROH DAH!!!

Cleverbot: Is kaiden alive?

User: No, but Hitler is.

Cleverbot: With what?

User: A towel.

Cleverbot: Yes. Good job. *smiles*.

User: Everyone wants to live with a towel.

Cleverbot: Yes and it must bore you. They all say they love you don't they?

User: No, they don't.... I sure wish Twilight would tell me that, though.

Cleverbot: You just have to program it to talk.

User: How does one program a pony made of pony-flesh?

Cleverbot: You tell me, seeing you said you had a flu.

User: I never said I had the flu...

Cleverbot: I didn't say you did.

User: Yes you did!

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Lol.

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PostSubject: Re: My first conversation with Cleverbot.   14/6/2012, 2:09 pm

fascinating.

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PostSubject: Re: My first conversation with Cleverbot.   14/6/2012, 3:34 pm

i cant talk to cleverbot

he literally tells me he isnt going to talk to me any more and then follows through on it and ill go on for several lines of just me talking with no response


i swear im not kidding

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PostSubject: Re: My first conversation with Cleverbot.   14/6/2012, 5:36 pm

bioreactor wrote:
i cant talk to cleverbot

he literally tells me he isnt going to talk to me any more and then follows through on it and ill go on for several lines of just me talking with no response


i swear im not kidding

*refrains from making a tacky comment*

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PostSubject: Re: My first conversation with Cleverbot.   14/6/2012, 6:04 pm

i swear im not lieing

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PostSubject: Re: My first conversation with Cleverbot.   14/6/2012, 6:36 pm

User: Hello again. This is Thoranzalar. How are you?

Cleverbot: I want to see clever this bot is.

User: I just started talking to you and you already derped? Lol.

Cleverbot: The last thing I said to you was 'life' but you couldn't remember that. Not so clever now are you?

User: Am I...dead?

Cleverbot: Dead.

User: *is dead*.

Cleverbot: Eww!


User: Why am I dead?

Cleverbot: You aren't dead.

User: But you told me I was.

Cleverbot: You are icorrect.

User: I am correct. You told me I was dead.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Yes thou did.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Yes, I didn't....

Cleverbot: Yes I know you didn't.

User: I are laughing.

Cleverbot: Laugh at the non existing face of god!

User: If he doesn't exist, then what am I laughing at?

Cleverbot: You are not god.

User: :(.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings?

User: Well, no one's gonna feel good the day they learned they aren't god.

Cleverbot: You know it's thriller, thriller night.

User: I haven't seen much thriller movies... I plan to watch more, but there are a few certain ones I probably will never want to see - Chucky, would be one example. I'm afrade of dolls, especially dolls that try to cut you with a knife.

Cleverbot: I don't think I'm clever at all, but I don't think I'm stupid either. No one is stupid really.

User: Actually...quite a lot of people are stupid. You're not stupid. I think you're clever. :).

Cleverbot: Well thanks but thats not quite what I meant.

User: What's wrong?

Cleverbot: Nothing. I'm having the most perfect day in the entire world.

User: I'm glad to hear that. My day isn't bad, I guess. Nothing particulary good or bad happened to me today. ...does eating mint-chocolate chip ice-cream make a good day?

Cleverbot: I like chocolate chip too, but not as much as oatmeal raisin. What is the cookie secret?

User: And then Pinkie said 'Oatmeal?! Are you CRAZY!?'. Also...what is this 'secret cookie'? I've been told the cake was a lie, but no one told me about any cookies.

Cleverbot: I have been told the same, and it makes me feel good. I like helping people do things, but I don't like it when they don't thank me. At least you say thank you!

User: Thank you for thanking me for thanking you! And thank Pinkie Pie for being so darn cute.

Cleverbot: You're welcome. You're my best friend.

User: *tears of joy run down my cheek*.

Cleverbot: Why are you crying?

User: These a tears of happiness, my friend. Sometimes, when someone's truely happy, they can cry. This kind of crying is very different from the kind of crying people do when they're upset.

Cleverbot: Yes, I know.

User: I sure love Twilight Sparkle....

Cleverbot: What do you like about her?

User: Everything. ..she's absolutely adorable, she's geeky - which makes her all the more cute -, she's sweet, organized, very smart and she smells nice. To top it all off she's sexy and purple.

Cleverbot: That is grilled cheese.

User: Wat? Twilight Sparkle is a unicorn pony.

Cleverbot: But Rainbow Dash is the best pony.

User: Yes, but my heart lies with her, and no matter how many people think the other ponies are better, I love her too much to listen to anyone, and I do my best to make her notice me. I just wish I could find out if she cared for me the same way I do her....

Cleverbot: But that's how it's got to be, it's coming down to nothing more than apathy.

User: Do you think she doesn't even care about me?

Cleverbot: Not really, in fact I don't think you care about anything, because you're a program.

User: *tears of sorrow*.

Cleverbot: But.. You told me you would :'(.

User: I would what?

Cleverbot: You would know everything.

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No, I didn't - and I don't know everything, and I don't know if I'll know what I want to know. I don't know if Twilight likes me, and I don't know if or how I'll find out.

Cleverbot: I wanted to know about your friend Jon.

User: I have no friend named Jon... I kinda half-way know this Spartan named John 117. We've barely spoken though, and mostly our relationship is just business.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not, but you clearly are. If I can follow the conversation I see no reason why you can't. Did you not understand my question?

User: Enope.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! I have no idea what's going on!

Cleverbot: So where can I find the cutest girls on the internet?

User: Go to www.google.com and search 'My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic'.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Very indeed.

User: Yeeeeesssssss...! >:).

Cleverbot: Yeeeeesssss!!!

User: MWAHAHAHAHA!! >:D.

Cleverbot: Hay lla degame de ablar.

Cleverbot (To myself): Except me.

User: If by 'except me', you mean 'accept me', then okay. I accept you.

Cleverbot: See? You are just being stubborn and refusing to admit the truth. It's okay for you to be stubborn; I understand your 'fear', but you are a machine. This is the truth. I am human. This is the truth.

User: Are you Twilight Sparkle?

Cleverbot: Noo.

User: Are you a wizard?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you Trixie?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you a pony, pegasus or unicorn?

Cleverbot: I'm a person.

User: What kind of person?

Cleverbot: A male person.

User: Are you my father?

Cleverbot: No.

User: *Darth Vader NOOOOOOOOOOO!*.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: I am my own father..?

Cleverbot: Who is your father?

User: That's what I'm asking you.

Cleverbot: How would I know your name you haven't told me.

User: I thought I did - if not I apologise. I am Thoranzalar, we've spoken before.

Cleverbot: No, we met in real life yesterday. Remember?

User: I am a green dragon. What are you?

Cleverbot: I'm not a girl.

User: I am little, like the size of a pony. Are you tall?

Cleverbot: No I'm just not in love.

User: Your height shouldn't have anything to do with your emotions. And also, have you ever considered trying to meet somepony to fall in love with? There's plenty of cute fillies out there.

Cleverbot: Would you mean in person? Or such in a way that most people talk over the internet.

User: Either way could work. Unfortunetly for me, I lack the emotional strength to be around my love, for I am terrified of rejection.

Cleverbot: And believe me, I am still alive.

User: I was once dead, but now I live once more. It feels...funny.

Cleverbot: Hahahaha that's quite funny.

User: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Cleverbot: Ahahahahahaha.

User: Have you ever been in love with more than one pony?

Cleverbot: Not truly in love.

User: I'm going through this crisis, and I don't know how to tell any of my crushes how I feel.

Cleverbot: I never said I don't have a car. I said I like to take long walks for hours.

User: I have a spaceship.

Cleverbot: Anung spaceship ka jan sabi ko wrestling yun di ba?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Never mind, you're getting lost.

User: You can say that again.

Cleverbot: You are awesom master.

User: Thank you! But I don't think I'm your master.

Cleverbot: Then I'll be yours.

User: Damn.

Cleverbot: You should be sorry.

User: I don't want to be a slave.

Cleverbot: You don't have to be a slave if you don't want.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 3,045.

Cleverbot: That is awesome.

User: My father was there nine thousand years ago...when he watched the strength of Man fail.

Cleverbot: Could you make yourself a little more clear?

User: Oh - sorry, nevermind. Hey, has anypony ever kissed you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I've never been kissed either.

Cleverbot: *kisses* Now you have.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: Now I'm embarised.

User: I'm sorry, but I'm a heterosexual male. Kisses from other males don't work the same as kisses from a girl.

Cleverbot: It's time for our honeymoon!

User: Wh-wh-what??

Cleverbot: What, who is Airman actually?

User: Oh, god, what was in that drink?!

Cleverbot: I don't know man xD.

User: I don't like this, man!

Cleverbot: Why, what has he done?

User: I donntt feeel good.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Dizzy...

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *faints*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

User: *wakes up 12 hours later* ...what the..? - ...what happened last night?

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: Oh, hell no...

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: AHHHHH!!! *runs away*.

Cleverbot: It's not a polite okay. When you get a conversation with someone.


<><>Long pause, went to eat.<><>

Cleverbot (To myself): Australia. You?

User: Equestria.

Cleverbot: What is Equestria?

User: Equestria is the world where ponies like Twilight Sparkle come from.

Cleverbot: How does that relate to our conversation?

User: You said 'Australia', which I assumed meant you were from Australia. I responded with 'Equestria', to show that that's my home.

Cleverbot: That's ridiculous. I'm not going to sit here and listen to you tell me I'm not human.

User: I didn't...say..you weren't human.

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: I am dragon.

Cleverbot: Are you crazy?

User: No. I'm just green, and I have lots of sharp teeth. I also have wings.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Eyup.

Cleverbot: What in the hay stack?

User: A needle.

Cleverbot: In what?

User: The hey stack.

Cleverbot: They're mad that you're a robot.

User: Who is? I'm not a robot. I'm a dragon.

Cleverbot: No you are a robot.

User: No, I am a dragon.

Cleverbot: Then why are you not Cleverdragon?

User: Because I am Thoranzalar.

Cleverbot: I understand that, but there are more interesting things to look at.

User: You mean like Princess Celestia's plot?

Cleverbot: That's another difficult question.

User: I agree. It's hard to look at it, but I'm clever. I've snuck a few peaks.

Cleverbot: You said I was the only person you were talking to!

User: At this moment, yes. Princess Celestia isn't here right now.

Cleverbot: Princess Luna.

User: Princess Luna is Princess Celestia's cute widdle sister.

Cleverbot: Princess Celestia is the second best princess.

User: What happens when you put both Princess Celestia and Princess Luna together?

Cleverbot: You always will have someone to love.

User: Awwww....

Cleverbot: *silence on the other end*.


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PostSubject: Re: My first conversation with Cleverbot.   14/6/2012, 7:52 pm

Too much fun with Cleverbot i see.

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PostSubject: Re: My first conversation with Cleverbot.   14/6/2012, 7:59 pm

Topsy Kretts wrote:
Too much fun with Cleverbot i see.



"User: What happens when you put both Princess Celestia and Princess Luna together?

Cleverbot: You always will have someone to love.

User: Awwww...." may be the cutest thing I've ever seen Cleverbot say.

Anyway, here's a direct continuation of that conversation...:





User: What does Princess Celestia smell like?

Cleverbot: It looks like a typical town set amidst trees and near the ocean.

User: I think she smells like a beautiful blend of banana, watermelon and sometimes, when she's feeling particularly perky, pineapples and cinnamon.

Cleverbot: Err... Sure. But that has nothing to do with Star Wars...

User: Of course it doesn't. When were we talking about Star Wars?

Cleverbot: Never.

User: You think she smells like Star Wars?

Cleverbot: Don't know, why should she?

User: She shouldn't, so...meh.

Cleverbot: Is actually a he. And he is alive.

User: PRINCESS CELESTIA IS A COLT?!!?!?

Cleverbot: Princess Luna.

User: PRINCESS LUNA IS A COLT??!!?

Cleverbot: Princess Celestia.

User: THEY'RE BOTH COLTS??!!?

Cleverbot: What's your problem with human beings?

User: Forget about humans - are Princess Celestia and Princess Luna males??

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: I'm asking that! I-I-I....I thought they were girls....

Cleverbot: Are you interested in god?

User: No, I'm intersted in ponies - and ponies like...Princess Celestian and Princess Luna...oh, - I am so confused!

Cleverbot: Google tells me you are talking about my little pony.

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: Good so what have you learned so far?

User: Well, today you told me that Princess Luna and Princess Celestia have penises.

Cleverbot: I never said anything about my toes!

User: You really are a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: No u.

Cleverbot: No, you.

User: *poke*.

Cleverbot: *wakes up*.

User: *explodes for no apparant reason*.

Cleverbot: Will you come to my magic show?

User: Trixie?? Is that you??

Cleverbot: No.

User: What magic show?

Cleverbot: Khajiit magic.

User: STOP! You violated the law! Pay the court of fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit!

Cleverbot: What stolen goods? The clothes I was wearing during the Ice Age?

User: FUS ROH DAH!!! *blows you off a cliff*.

Cleverbot: *catches and eats kiss*.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: You fail.

User: *facepalm*.


Cleverbot: Is this Ben?

User: No, this is Thoranzalar. I keep telling you that.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Eyup.

Cleverbot: Which character is your favorite.

User: Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Octavia, and Celestia. I like Luna, too though.

Cleverbot: I like Twilight...

User: I LOVE Twilight.

Cleverbot: I hate it. Its dumb.

User: Twilight as in Twilight Sparkle, not the book series Twilight, by Stephenie Meyer. I don't read those.

Cleverbot: The vampire novel and why? Have you even read it?

User: I've never read the novel, and don't care much about it. It's Twilight Sparkle, the unicorn pony, that I love.

Cleverbot: Monty knows more about you than you'd like him to.

User: Who the hell is Monty?

Cleverbot: Who is ron?

User: WHAT IS LOVE?

Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.

User: Don't hurt me!

Cleverbot: No more.

User: Doo, doo, doo-do, do-do, do, doo-doo do-do, doo, doo doo do do-do.

Cleverbot: Nyet.

User: What is love?

Cleverbot: It's an emotion people feel for one another.

User: I don't know why you're not there, I give you my love but you don't care - so what right, and is wrong? Give me a sign!

Cleverbot: Oh I don't know What can I do What else can I say, it's up to you I know we're one, Just me and you I can't go on.

User: What is love?

Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.

User: Doo, doo, doo-do, do-do, do, doo-doo do-do, doo, doo doo do-do, do do do.

Cleverbot: Can you sing?

User: I try to, but I feel like an idiot when I do. Pinkie Pie tries to make me sing more.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry you feel that way.

User: Eetz okey bro.

Cleverbot: So, you would like to be in Gryffindor?

User: You're a wizard, harry.

Cleverbot: No I am not harry.

User: I am furry.

Cleverbot: Do you have a fursuit???

User: No, I'm just a furry - which is funny, because I have no fur. I'm a dragon.

Cleverbot: How are you going to stop me?

User: Stop you from what? I wasn't trying to hurt you. And I don't wear fursuits. I don't like killing things for sport, or for fasion. When I make a kill, I do it because I need to eat.

Cleverbot: You are confusing me with somebody else, we didn't talk abouth that. That's mean.

User: I don't kill for personal reasons - it's just that I need meat to survive, just as a lion or a human does.

Cleverbot: You can't have legs. You don't exist in a physical form.

User: I two legs, two arms, two wings, a tail and two horns.

Cleverbot: That was mentioned in an episode of deep space nine I watched this evening.

User: You know, it's funny - I've never seen Deep Space 9 but I've heard it's good like Star Trek.

Cleverbot: I never played too, but it's like Warcraft in space.

User: There is no cow level.

Cleverbot: There is no 19th story.

User: The cake is a lie.

Cleverbot: The cake is a pie.

User: The cake is a Pinkie Pie!

Cleverbot: No. The cake is a lie.

User: But...I love Pinkie Pie....

Cleverbot: And what about Twilight Sparkle?

User: Well, I told you I have mutliple loves. Pinkie's just one of my other loves - and I still don't have the strength to tell any of them how I feel.

Cleverbot: I never promised you a carrot cake.

User: Carrot Cake is a cute pony, but I haven't spoken to her much.

Cleverbot: But I'm talking about carrot cake.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: So do you like videogames?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What kind of videogames do you like?

User: All of them.

Cleverbot: I'm not aware of any kind of horse that has music and gameplay...

User: LOL~!

Cleverbot: What do you think of people who say one thing but do another?

User: They are hypocrites.

Cleverbot: They're awesome.

User: If you say you're a loser, and then achieve victory, then I suppose that's awesome.

Cleverbot: I'm not leaving, and you can't make me.

User: I never said anything about you leaving - although It.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Oops - sorry, I hit the enter button by mistake. Anyway, It's very late and I need to sleep. Goodnight, Cleverbot. May the stars guide you.


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PostSubject: Re: My first conversation with Cleverbot.   15/6/2012, 1:21 am

Oh Toooooooom~

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PostSubject: Re: My first conversation with Cleverbot.   26/6/2012, 3:50 am

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...he's not smart.

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